“Do, or do not. There is no try.”
Nonsensical lines like that one make Yoda the Yogi Berra of the galaxy. He seems to have picked up an incorrect definition of the word “try” at whatever community college he attended. You cannot do without trying first. It is impossible. If he’d said “get drunk, or do not, there is no drinking” it would have made as much sense.”—http://www.cracked.com/article_18443_6-famous-movie-wisemen-who-were-totally-full-shit.html#ixzz1Jp77CIol